danhaberkorn:

No, this will not be a post about a new porno that uses the word Lube in the title. Rather, thanks to ArtInSlowMotion, I’m a big fan of G.Y.S.T. Sunday! This Sunday I got my shit together by crossing off a big-ol’ task on the To Do List… the Oil Change on the car! I always dread going to get the oil changed, and I really don’t know why… I don’t even need to do anything… drive it to Jiffy Lube, say “Oil Change” and that’s it. A rather mind-numbing task that takes maybe 30-45 minutes, and I can even do this while I’m at work on my way back to the office. I have no excuse to NOT get the oil changed on my car every 3,000 miles. I think part of it is a fear that they’re going tell me that my car is terminally ill and will require $67,845 dollars worth of repairs and I that I shouldnt’ drive it until it’s fixed which would require maxing out the Capital One card (and the miles I’d get for charging it wouldn’t do me any good because after paying off $67,845 I’d have to money for a hotel anywhere). But I digress. In the end, the $40 oil change only ended up costing me $120 because I had to change the air filters. My car is healthy and in tip-top shape. But I’m not gonna lie… my dashboard looked hella-weird without the “Maintenance Required” light on. My car got it’s sheot together. Good work, Toyota Rav. I know Toyota’s need all the good press they can get right now, so I will publicly thank you in front of my <10 followers. I look forward to driving you into the sunset. Thanks for not complaining about the many Portillo’s cheese fries left inbetween your seats. That says a lot about your character.