Hey Hey it’s G.Y.S.T.S(Get Your Shit Together Sunday)!

I went and got myself a new gym membership and from what I was told, this is what is included/guaranteed with my new purchase:

-24 hour gym access (in case I have the urge to go at 2am..??)

-One week with a personal trainer(so he can tell me how lazy I’ve been this past winter…)

-Free parking in the garage (so I don’t get yet ANOTHER “City of Chicago, Mayor Daley parking ticket special” (thanks linds).

-Two free weeks of melanoma risk (aka: two weeks free tanning services)

-a rock’n tight ass

I think I’m all set.